The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama’s new health care package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the Pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!” The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter”. The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington ”
35 foot tall sculptures of acupuncture needles in Portland, Oregon!
If public art displays reflect the culture of a city, then the Portland Acupuncture Project depicts a metropolis striving for a healthier, more vibrant version of itself. 35-foot-tall, 500-pound steel sculptures in the shape of a giant acupuncture needles will be placed…
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Scientists suggested in a report last week that acupuncture might improve the odds of conceiving if done right before or after embryos are placed in the womb.
You can imagine how this might anger some artificially inseminated women. “Doctor, the reason I’m going through all this trouble is to avoid having a prick.”